Don’t be a Menace to SoCal While Drinking Your Juice in the Gas Lamp

Don't be a menace

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The movie is straight up out of control. I mean, this shit is off the hook, no trippin. I mean, it is so funny on so many different levels. I would like to go into it, but I won’t, so you can read reviews other places. If you haven’t seen it yet, I would suggest netflixing it.

Well, that was South Central – Now let’s talk about SoCal! This place is out of control too. Sometimes I feel like I am surrounded by the happiest people on earth. Tonight, for instance… I went to this SEO/Web Design MeetUp, cause I am you know, all dorky like that. So, check this out – There were come cool peeps there. Well, maybe not like Varsity Football cool, but you know – Anyways – I found some of the people there looking for and offering information, others were offering their services, everyone there was interested in ill shit! Mad dangerous, crazy, straight up for hip hop sickness! What was really great was how just going one time I think I met some people I could talk to about business ideas and best practices for SEO and Dev/Design.

You thought you were happy?

All day long I think about 2 things.

1) Money

2) Happiness

Money is an easy topic. I will even tell you how to get lots of it. First, make a site, then write blogs on it and shoot off some articles through Digg and other social bookmarking style sites. Then, when you have some good traffic, get a nice affiliate program, like www.ad-importer.com. Then sit back and take 50% of the revenue from the clicks on their network of search engines. You could also try competing in the porn site industry, but there is a ton of competition there, and you really need to invest in advertising to get traffic.

You can also go to college, get a degree, work your way up, and in time… Mad Dollars!

Happiness, well that is another matter.

Return of the Stupid Laws

Gas - WTF!

I am proud to say that living in California has it’s comic relief while we get no gas price relief. I am not going to complain about the $4.75 9/10 gas prices, because by the time I do gas will likely be twice that.

Instead, here is a list of some crazy ass laws in crazy ass California!

• A city ordinance states that a $500 fine will be given to anyone who detonates a nuclear device within city limits. (Where is Jack Bauer when I need him?)

• Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship. (How do you fine a couple of horny mice?)

• Car wash attendants in San Francisco, California may not use old pairs of underware to wash or dry vehicles. (I agree with this one)

• In 1838, the city of Los Angeles passed an ordinance requiring that a man obtain a license before serenading a woman. (Sorry baby, it isn’t that I don’t love you, it’s jut that you aren’t worth going to jail for)

We Are Legion – Expect Us

Expect Us

Posted by Kevin Oskow Mar 20, 2011

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Are animated tits better than real ones?

This is an interesting question that was brought up after the recent release of Beowulf 3D. I didn’t know going into Beowulf that it was an animated flick. I just thought that the posters I saw were art posters. I was wrong. So I throw on my 3D glasses and sit back to enjoy what should be a great action flick. It takes me a minute, or less to realize that i might be watching something created by Pixar… (Actually done by the makers of Monster House – ImageMovers)

Angelina Beowulf

Beowulf was a really good movie, considering I was expecting a live action flick. What made it a good animation was that it was really done for adults. We didn’t get to see any of that gratuitous sex, but the fighting scenes were sick, and the graphics, well they were fantastical. You do get to see a few nippleless breasts… but this court rules that the real ones are still better!

Better luck next time ImageMovers

Posted by Kevin Oskow Dec 10, 2007

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